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    “He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25.”

    “I understand.”

    “And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.”

    “I will feed him.”

    “Perhaps that will be enough.”