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minus-squareBornVolcano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year ago“I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable
minus-squareAzzu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoEspecially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.
minus-squarehemmes@vlemmy.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBut my balls will be slapping my thighs…
“I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable
Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.
But my balls will be slapping my thighs…
Weird flex but okay