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minus-squarekadu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-28 months agoMe suspecting my date is actually an Aedes spp. mosquito: “heeeey so how about after this drink we hit the blood bank? You know, just the two of us and a lot, and I do mean a lot, of blood bags? How about that huh?”
minus-squarekadu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoBut you see, I would never decline a vampire mommy
Me suspecting my date is actually an Aedes spp. mosquito:
“heeeey so how about after this drink we hit the blood bank? You know, just the two of us and a lot, and I do mean a lot, of blood bags? How about that huh?”
Also works with vampires…
But you see, I would never decline a vampire mommy