I stumbled over this today. Apparently it was inspired by listening to his most recent analyst earnings call.

  • intrepid@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    Easy. He classifies his lies by his company:

    • Tesla: FSD, Cybertruck, Semi, Optimus and the spandex dancing man, solar shingles, solar farm, thermonuclear explosion proof glass, bullet proof chassis, battery-swap, range under full charge, share value, etc
    • Boring Company: Hyperloop, Not a flamethrower, Vegas loop, pods, tunnel bricks, etc
    • SpaceX: Martian colony, surface to surface starship, in-orbit refueling (to get to moon), in-situ methane production on Mars, etc
    • Neuralink: Telepathy, Brain backup
    • Twitter: Free speech
    • Musk himself: His net worth, The man who knows more about manufacturing than anyone else alive
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          5 months ago

          I meant to reply to you yesterday, but I forgot. Your link was amazing, thanks for posting.

          I had to stop reading after a while though because I was getting too fucking depressed that so many morons keep willingly giving this chuckle-fuck their money even though all of the available evidence points to him being a pedantic child and pathological liar who’s companies exist in spite of him rather than because of him.