reddfugee@feddit.de to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.deimagemessage-square169fedilinkarrow-up11.36Karrow-down145
arrow-up11.32Karrow-down1imageWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.dereddfugee@feddit.de to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square169fedilink
minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·1 year agoSolution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere. If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
minus-squareStrawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoCover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
minus-squaregirthero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoGood opportunity to practice your parkour
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Good opportunity to practice your parkour