• ElHexo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    I know a place that does great deals on tablets bundled with the latest education software that has doubled test score performance in Louisiana.

    I own the place.

    I have children paste apple logos on the cheapest tablets I can find.

    The test score performance is doubled by flagging the outliers dragging down the average and feeding them to alligators.

    But on the upside I’m only partially funded by the Gates Foundation.