Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

The honkening

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

The title kind of implies that he learned where trains derail, waited for one to spill, and looted $10k from it

Vote with your 6 ton 4000 VDC truck mounted electromagnet

You could make money from that. Trace the execs, get nice shiny photos to the tech, write some good copy, and publish “The Encyclopaedia of garbage tech” so that people in the future can ridicule and possibly learn from their stupidity.

Wish.com Sarah Connor

Trick my kid into doing it while I goof off and play Factorio.

Punching down on game Devs a bit lmao

Remember when Billiam Gates said nobody would ever need more than 640kb of RAM?

Hazardous environments, dark factories, engine rooms in ships when the temperature is 60 degrees C and 180 decibels.