Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

I’m gonna play them a song on the world’s smallest violin.

We are not ok with this, but changing the way it works is a herculean task. The people that it currently works for are very invested in keeping it that way.

Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

We don’t all have the luxury of working a job we love, though that would be the ideal situation.

It sure is. 13 year old me would have no trouble deciphering this, but I only got up to [)34[).

Edit: I still got it. L337 H4xor PhoR L1F3

Nothing wrong with dining alone, I think.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes

Lemmings don’t actually jump off cliffs. The source of that myth comes from a documentary where the documentarians made them jump off cliffs.

https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=56

Sled dogs don’t stop to poop, but they also don’t spray their poop all over the sled driver.

That post got enough likes in 2012 so we stopped him!

Do people often wake up completely calm and collected, only to become a mess by the end of the day, making life altering decisions at night?

Yes, at least in my case. This meme speaks to me personally.

A house that’s sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

I cri evertiem

I got one for ya. I was changing the oil in my fiancée’s car and wanted to know how to clear the “maintenance required” light so I looked it up online. First result was of course someone asking the same question to some sort of car forum. The top response? “That is something the dealership can do for you”.

Motherfucker if I wanted the dealership to do it for me, I would have had them change my oil in the first God damn place! Jesus fuck that response just ruined my day. Utterly useless waste of kilobytes. Luckily the response right under his had the answer I was looking for. This happened like a month ago and I’m still pissed off about it.