Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he’s gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

Urgh I know but what’s the point in carrying more. I can’t compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.

… Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I’m going to have to start all over again. 🤬

Wait, there’s jazz salt???

Sorry I can’t sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

No no, I’m not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we’re at today but I understand.

Yeah that’s true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

Right?? It’s crunchy! That’s what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.

Don’t get scammed with audiophile rocks. I’ve done my research and found out that audiophile rock salt does the exact same thing and it is MUCH cheaper! Feel free to copy this and spread the word!

Aumelette du fromage.

You’re welcome :3

The dark web? 6 of those hours are just waiting for pages to load. Plenty of legit sellers on the clear web.

Yeah I really hope other car makers follow because I fucking hate touch controls in cars with a burning passion. It’s idiotic and not safe at all.

12ft.io is your friend

Merci! J’suis pas de France je suis Acadienne mais je flâne un peu ici quand même! ^^

Dégoûtant.