Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

We’re officially known as dong lovers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

I never knew I needed this

1. Neither of your scenarios are murder. They are both manslaughter, for which negligence must be demonstrated.
2. Both murder and manslaughter must be committed against a person, which an embryo is not

Which cities did you move from and to?

What were you listening to?

Haha I guess I have a new personal motto

I wonder why wind is still a thing after the 90s

We can get there!

Obligatory “Fuck Nestle”