It might have a Trojan.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

Ok, what is the importance of a room temperature semiconductor.

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

You can just pee in your underwear.

Company study confirms what company wants you to believe. More at 11.

What if it sees a mousse in the dessert?

Weren’t there six wedges though?

I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.

I’d put the i park like an asshole sign on the rear window where maybe they don’t notice it for a while.

But spam pays the bills?

Goofus does not care about climate change.

Get a full sized piece of paper that you can slide in from the top, that shout teach the card but can still be pulled out from the top. Use tape to stick the card to the paper. Then pull it out.

This quote has been popular since long before tech-libertarians were a thing.

Right, and then these comments about “encrypted database” the server application needs to be able to access that data, so it will have the key in its config somewhere right?

You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.

—Michael Gretzky

But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.

You just get teleported.

If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.

The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.

Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.