Most people I know have zero Windows skills that wouldn’t transfer to Linux. They can start a browser and click on a bookmark, but that’s as far as it goes.

But that goes for Windows as well.

Installing Linux is definitely not something, the average computer user ever wants to do. The same goes for Windows. Unfortunately you can’t just buy a Linux computer at your local electronics store. Until that changes, Linux will remain in a niche.

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

I did that once and it wasn’t a nice experience. Windows will always find ways to screw things up and you’ll constantly be dealing with their shitfuckery. Outside of gaming there aren’t really many reasons to stick with Windows and even gaming works great except on titles where it is explicitly sabotaged by the publishers. If you’re dealing with an older laptop, this likely isn’t a consideration anyway. If you’re unsure whether Linux is for you, my advice would be to install it in a VM first and see if it works for you. Chances are, you won’t miss Windows at all.

Cool. That’s bound to work out really well. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

I’ve completely given up on watching broadcast TV. Recently they made a change in Germany, where you have to pay extra for cable TV. Which I won’t do so now I don’t have cable any more. I haven’t even noticed the difference.

And the picture quality is terrible by modern standards. Give me OLED any day.

You have been marked for elimination by the Zuckbot.

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No complex society has ever been run without money. While that’s no proof, that is impossible, I don’t care to be part of this particular social experiment.

If you think a complex, modern society can be run on barter trade, I have some bad news for you.

At this point, games that don’t run on Linux don’t do so because of anti-consumer and anti-privacy practices by the publishers. Those guys can go fuck themselves.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

My company has absolutely no plan for the end of Windows 10. I bet they’ll rather throw money at MS than come up with some kind of strategy.

If you think that’s a good deal, I have some NFTs to sell you.

Why buy overpriced new stuff that’s not even better than the last generation?

And what are you going to pay him with?

But what are you going to eat once you run out of rich people?

That deer was pushing the woke agenda!