EnsignRedshirt [he/him]

Mashing the buttons over and over trying to get the high score.

Ergolf Hitler

As the saying goes, philately will get you nowhere.

Give us Mario Kart 9, cowards.

In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.

“Living’ la vida loca” would translate roughly as “Ballin’ the crazy ball”, which sounds pretty fun, tbh

I tried opposing genocide but they threatened to put me in jail for antisemitism

It’s all great, but the tiny podcasting mic is clearly the icing on the cake

Ticket scalpers take way more risk, plus they don’t get sympathetic coverage on the news when they’re whining that people aren’t buying their tickets at a high enough markup. Also ticket scalpers aren’t withholding a fundamental necessity from people. Ticket scalpers work harder, too.

Really, ticket scalpers are just incorrigible scamps compared to landlords.

“Ma’am, please don’t sit on my snack tray.”