Temu? More like Trashmu.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Sure that’s not corrupt at all.

The solution is pretty obvious.

1. Be rich
2. Step 2 is for poor people
3. Why do all these poor people want to kill me?

It won’t make any difference. There’s a gamers Bill of Rights that nobody remembers. It was produced by the owner of a company that now ignores that it ever existed.

Happy Groundhog Day I guess.

Remember kids, nothing matters.

That’s cool, I quit Facebook ages ago.

Because it’ll probably hurt more.

“I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

Roster Teeth and Wizards of the Coast. Those turned out just cycling great.

Quick, what’s Elon’s email address? Uh, pic unrelated.

Probably because they market to gamers, who tend to hate ads even more than the common pleb.