There hasn’t been much of a community here the entire time I’ve lived here. Terre Haute is the very worst place in Indiana, which is quite something.

That does not shock me in the slightest.

I think the fact that they shit a lot is the main issue. But as I said, I like crows.

Oh no, I’m fine with that. We’re leaving in a week forever anyway. This town can get fucked. It’s the worst town in Indiana and that’s saying a lot.

Fair enough. I guess I’m too close to the story because it’s basically constant “news” here.

Thanks for adding that. It’s not a very good article, but you do get to learn about the Poopmaster 6000.

If you’re a dick to crows, they remember you and tell their family. Hitchcock’s film wouldn’t be too far off if this town really went to war with the crows. So far, they’ve tried making loud noises like shooting a cannonball-free cannon (really) and they’ve now given that up and have put those inflatable wiggly people on the tops of all the buildings downtown because supposedly that keeps the crows away (it does not keep them away).

Personally, I’m hoping the crows take over. They would probably do a better job.

If it’s dangerous to be out on the roads and they need to keep them clear for emergency vehicles, what would you suggest?

It was the city’s Twitter account and nothing there either, but I wanted to be sure.

They are everywhere in this town and no one knows what to do about it. I like crows so I think it’s funny that people are constantly bitching about them.

I found out a few days ago when it snowed last time that an emergency declaration had been declared from social media because it wasn’t reported on. This time I just wanted to know if I could go to Kroger without getting hassled by the cops for being out when I shouldn’t be, but apparently I don’t get to know that.

No, there are all kinds of things that are informational that are necessary like what will be open, snow plow schedules, places to avoid due to accidents, locations of warming centers, etc.

I honestly didn’t know if I could get to the supermarket this morning, which is why I checked. For all I know, a state of emergency had been declared. For all I know, it still is declared.

Let’s talk about their homicide rate. In 2022, the country with the largest number of trans people murdered was Brazil.

Do you think that a platform that now allows open anti-trans bigotry will make that problem better or worse?

It’s easy to be bold when the US president is weak.

Vladimir Putin agrees and is greatly looking forward to it.

You think being queer is about having sex, don’t you?

Cool, so you wouldn’t mind if I went to all of your neighbors with your photo and told them about how you molest children, because freedom of speech is a fundamental right. Correct?

I believe in you. If it isn’t the new 867-5309, hopefully it will at least be the next 6060-842.

Nice and catchy, but it needs to be catchy with more digits. Tommy “Tutone” Heath is still alive. I’m just saying.

A musician needs to write a catchy tune to put the name to so people will remember the numbers.

They said they wanted easy.