GrimSheeper

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

Potato Potãoto

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?