Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

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  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.nettoMemes@lemmy.mlAvocados on the house
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    1 year ago

    Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

    • The jig is up. Run

    • Apologize profusely

    • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

    EVEN 58%

    +1 You look terribly frazzled

    This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

    de-dice-6 de-dice-5

    de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

    de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

    The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

    Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

    de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this




  • Hi, I’m not @boboblaw@hexbear.net, but it seems you’re having some difficulty understanding where you are right now. I understand object permeance and talking to multiple people may be confusing for some. What you are on right now is called a Public Internet Forum. This is a type of forum where anyone with an internet connection and a functioning web browser can participate in all manner of discussion. In this discussion in particular, I was making a joke about how dumb you are taking a intellectual posture on the internet while clearly having absolutely nothing of remote intellectual interest backing it. Now you might be saying “Now wait a minute here Mr. Chungus, but you aren’t the person I was talking to earlier!”

    And you know what internet user? You’re right. With the magic of the internet, any number of internet users can communicate with you, not just one! You can tell when a different internet user is communicating with you by checking either their Profile Picture or their Username, which are distinct indicators of who you’re talking to

    If you have any other questions about using the internet, feel free to ask them now

    Thank you, and have a wonderful day





  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.nettoMemes@lemmy.mlBetter lovers
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    1 year ago

    1.2 million disproportionately black and brown prison slave laborers in the US, supporting the illegal occupation and genocide of Palestine, funding the police, writing the crime bill, supporting American military and imperial hegemony across the global south, more shit if I could be bothered to think about this for longer than 10 seconds