Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone

pffft. just get the 1tb of storage and download more ram

In the bottom left it shows the current year in the Aztec calendar, presumably cut off and the “current year” in the Gregorian calendar at 2015 AD. I’m 95% sure this is just some guy’s alt history map, especially considering how many wack ass names some of these places have

does “bigotry” against landlords and the bourgeoise class count

Does anyone have the blank version of this?

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 “HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???”

which one is getting the best head though???

Me, clocking out of summer in the northern hemisphere: “Good luck, bud. Glad to be the fuck out of there”

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

now with 80% more intellectual rigor than the original!

storing raw meat on the same shelf as ready to eat foods

oh you best fucking hope the health inspector doesn’t see this

Hi, I’m not @boboblaw@hexbear.net, but it seems you’re having some difficulty understanding where you are right now. I understand object permeance and talking to multiple people may be confusing for some. What you are on right now is called a Public Internet Forum. This is a type of forum where anyone with an internet connection and a functioning web browser can participate in all manner of discussion. In this discussion in particular, I was making a joke about how dumb you are taking a intellectual posture on the internet while clearly having absolutely nothing of remote intellectual interest backing it. Now you might be saying “Now wait a minute here Mr. Chungus, but you aren’t the person I was talking to earlier!”

And you know what internet user? You’re right. With the magic of the internet, any number of internet users can communicate with you, not just one! You can tell when a different internet user is communicating with you by checking either their Profile Picture or their Username, which are distinct indicators of who you’re talking to

If you have any other questions about using the internet, feel free to ask them now

Thank you, and have a wonderful day

• @Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net

fucking imperialist crimes against humanity denialist, the number is 22%

I probably couldn’t stoop down that low if I tried

Yes, America is bad because of the hundreds of millions of deaths it’s directly responsible for. For more information, click here

1.2 million disproportionately black and brown prison slave laborers in the US, supporting the illegal occupation and genocide of Palestine, funding the police, writing the crime bill, supporting American military and imperial hegemony across the global south, more shit if I could be bothered to think about this for longer than 10 seconds

We get the joke, it’s just not very funny

also the Democratic party is a white supremacist institution

Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess