Remember faster!
Please 💖
Remember faster!
Please 💖
“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”
Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.
Americans get up early, cover France in towels.
Checkmate.
I blocked both in the meantime.
Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.
“Look, I’m not good with people, especially when I find them annoying. So if you think I’m a bitch it’s just because I don’t like you 💖”
You did a great job then. The horizontal alignment is awful
Edit: I meant vertical, but I got distracted and I’m and idiot as well.
On top of that, she’s an idiot
I speak the black language myself but I have no clue what the duck happened with all those memes.
For a second you had me, but your obfuscation tactics failed in the end.
Better hold on to your pants, Photoshop. Here’s the new contender!
Chill, it took me a second as well 😅
They summoned the Christmas demons. It begins.
THEY ARE COMING!
Last Christmas, Wham!
(The band’s name was “Wham!”)
One of my dogs really doesn’t like ducks, so I’ll stay with fish. He’d be down for a fishing trip.
Enough farmers, here’s your pickaxe. You’re going to farm coal.
Good call. Dog venom works by sneaking into your heart, and they don’t even have to bite you.
Nicht zwingend. Nur unlustiger als die deutschen. Also abhängig vom Standpunkt. Wie lustig findest du die deutschen?
Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!