Aren’t you supposed to be the land of the free?

The security of Linux 2000 will be based entirely on steganography, Linux founder announces

I honestly can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

The avalanche has already started, it is to late for the pebbles to vote.

100 miles/h is like 160 km/h, right? That’s just normal travel Speed on the highway.

High five!

Good for you, I mean that. But as much as you admire and enjoy this outfit, I don’t.

Because it look ridiculous.

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Possibly something like

surface=asphalt
smoothness=intermediate  

But I’m really not sure. You might find information at https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface and/or https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:smoothness

c<=a+b

That’s for the very simple reason I don’t know who Dean Koontz is.

VLC could play a polaroid image of the Voyager records.

No such thing as 1 mili-inch.

I thought you have “thou” (thousandth of an inch) for that?

As we say in Germany, tja.

Can you translate into 24h clock?

No, you just had a 3 hour learning experience.

Ah, du kriegst es hin noch Deutsch zu lernen.

The hell is a ted lasso?