That last sentence though…

• **“The cyberattacks share the timeline with the legal battle Internet Archive is facing from US book publishers, claiming copyright infringement and seeking combined damages of hundreds of millions of dollars from all libraries.” ** *

Rename it to “ISIS Appreciation Day” and see if Alabama politicians still say, “Gee, a day off is a day off!”

If it’s still there it means they’re okay with it.

Is it too late to turn off security updates and avoid this issue?

Isn’t that happening? I assumed it was.

My dad worked on an assembly line making vacuum tubes. After that he was a calculator repairman for most of his life.

Calculator Repairman.

An entire life that is obsolete now. Because we no longer do much of the drudgery of assembly lines; we have machines that do it. Calculators (and other things) that used to require an entire infrastructure to keep running are now cheap and disposable.

Why can’t a high school graduate raise a family of four and buy a house? Because this isn’t that world. We’ve eliminated a lot of the jobs the middle class used to do.

Not on purpose, just because.

You guys do know they’re planning to send us all out to colonize moons and planets while they enjoy Earth without us?

Joker voice It’s all. part. of the plan.

The GATEKEEPER has arrived

You know that tree is growing so straight… if we cut it down it’d make a really good cell phone tower.

If there’s anyone who can, please let me know if the similarities between these two formulas imply a relationship between gravity and electrical attraction or hint at a unified theory, or if it’s just a coincidence or a consequence of something else.

Clearly B, D, and E are the only cool looks.

Depends on the occasion.

“Wait you believe in astrology? That explains so much”

To be fair though, Scorpios are bitches. I mean, they’re no Aries, but the shoe fits.

Wait, there’s a pill that makes your dick bigger?

Asking for a friend.

That sounds cool and fun

Do you do anything then? Can you build on the underside?

This is funny, but very dark humor. I don’t think I’ve seen anything darker that remained funny. This may be rock bottom, bedrock.

Ambidextrous

That’s really true though. Pinball is grueling, 😂.

I can’t imagine somebody who plays a long tournament one afternoon into the late night, then wakes up the morning and does it again for 8 hours. Their wrists must swell up like cankles.

No!

I imagine people who criticize things like that are saying “Stop trying to crawl out of the hole! Stay down here in the hole with the rest of us!”