Gross.

Shouldn’t park with your forks up

You become a 6 year old in the present, and you spawn at Point Nemo.

Assuming I’m back to 6 years old in 1980, there’s no guarantee stocks, bitcoin, lottery, etc. would have the same outcome. Alternative timeline, so many variables. No thanks.

Alternatively, 6 years old in 2024. Nope.

Blue pill, please.

Why would you put beans in this otherwise (seemingly) masterpiece?

“You’re reading your last free article. Subscribe now…”

This is a reddit or even Twitter level shit comment. Please take your ignorant self back to either of those platforms. The dumb American trope is overused, largely inaccurate, and tired. Steal some new material from someone more witty and try again.

Old.reddit.com, ublock, VPN. Good luck, spez.

You’ll always be what you always were. You’re mad at the wrong enemy.

Reading comprehension 101. Look into it.

They are fictional. This is a bad meme, sir.

I’m not meaning to be disrespectible here, but if you think zoning laws, rent restrictions, or public transportation will have any noticeable impact on climate change, you’re kidding yourself.

Elon defenders are super cringe. This guy goes above and beyond to show that he’s a douche that cares for no one but himself. He deserves to be call be called out. Of course, he doesn’t care but you should.

Also, wonder how the electricity for your tesla is generated? Fossil fuels mostly.

Please do this!

Do you want to ban free trials to protect the forgetful?

Yes, in a way. They are counting on the forgetful to an extent. There are actual apps to cancels services people have forgotten about but still pay for. Remove the requirement for cc info for a free trial. There are services out their that I might use but I’m not comfortable inserting cc info until I’m sure it is useful to me. If the product is as great as Apple (or whoever) say it is, people will subscribe.

Is that supposed to make it funny? And the “I’m queer” just cuz?

This is probably the correct answer. I’m a fairly smart guy but the enormity of space is astounding. We aren’t going far anytime in the near future. Probably we’ll kill each other first. Manned Mars is even a stretch even, imo.

I read unixporn wrong for a sec and now my brain needs washed.

I’ve never used Arch. Honestly I haven’t used linux a ton. I’ve had Ubuntu and Mint on and off. I’m re -setting up my PC for a linux OS. Any reason a plagued windows user would choose Arch or Mint?

Edit: also want to hijack this post for linux talk ;)

Great! Have a wonderful day!