Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered
Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered
Fuck that burger looks good
It’s not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn’t remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It’s one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don’t feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.
What kind of cars do you buy that every one comes with a hydraulic jack?
God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.
I have a hard time seeing the left guy being inside.
Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.
That’s my second favorite mini game after poker. I find it fun and reasonably challenging. The only reason poker beats it is because I get to murder anyone who has a better hand than me which is something that is frowned upon in real life.
Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?
'tis a sad day when we’re so eager to shitpost that we can’t take 5 seconds to proofread our memes.
The cat doesn’t speak.
That’s just pretentious. Oh your magic stick was exactly two pounds? The only right answer is “a little bit less than 1/4 pound”? Your stick weighted about 2 pounds, the pieces weigh about 1/4 pound. Get your wonderland shit out of here Lewis.
It’s so hot, I poured McDonald’s coffee on my lap to cool off.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
It’s media-friendly astrology