Well that’s what he’s saying, it’s not immediate.

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that’s what he actually wanted

Did you steal this from my grandma’s Facebook page?

Is deluge no good? That’s what I use.

You would do absolutely nothing if this happened to you.

Are you still considering it, or did you do it yet?

I thought it was just mashed taters

If it’s not raining/snowing etc. then it’s actually safer and better.

Man I combined hot dog in my head as “hog” and was very confused as to how they tracked all those hot dogs.

Then they’d just get two jobs at the same company, and get two salaries or some other loophole the lawmakers planned for the whole time.

My niece once sniffed my grandpa’s feet and said “so good”

Command hooks never fail!

I’m not even a kid you doofus! So I will not remember that.

Luckily I was autistic enough to not crave the attention.