What is wrong with my Lemmy

Palm grip is modeled after charlie kirk hands. My fingers are literally dragging on the table when I grip mine like that.

Lol that took me a while, but I see what you did there. Nice lol.

Got a new boss once my company merged. First round table meeting and he starts attacking our imaging team for not working fast enough, claiming all received requests should and could be boxed and shipped within 48 hours of being received.

After the imaging team kinda fumbled their words, I stepped in and just flat out said that is not true, not of what he said was true. Then explained why. Having to break it down for him that these are office tech workers that support one of the largest teams with the highest turnovers. They don’t have the luxury of sitting down and doing nothing but one thing consistently.

The guys hasn’t spoken to me in almost 2 years sense. Other than “hey I’m sick, hey I’m going on PTO, e.t.c.” he passively snaps at me if I speak up in team meetings now. It’s fuckin hilarious.

Damn. That’s pretty fucked.

Lol, no way this is real. Those guys are too well dressed to be crack heads. Maybe the shirtless dude in the middle, maybe.

Hear hear!

Oh now these are cool. That’s how you recycle lol. Thank you sir for providing my next wiki hole.

Jesus Christ. That’s nuts.

Lol, let’s just be glad this didn’t become wide spread enough to tempt a certain boy scout to turn serial killer.

I wonder why no new companies have picked up this technology. Some patients surviving 30 years, with no surgical intervention required is a pretty bold claim for any pacemaker. Regulations be damned.

Nah I think that’s called depression.

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.

If you like strategy games. This is one of my favorite games of all time. I haven’t seen anything quite like it sense. Close, but nothing hit the genre mix like this game.

Rise and fall: civilization at war.

Average moderator shopping cart.

Holy shit what. So it’s supposed to be et.c.? What have I done! All those emails!

If your using outlook. Goto File > options > Mail > then scroll down to the " send messages " section . In there you should see a checkbox for " warn me when I send a message that may be missing an attachment. "

Once that’s enabled outlook looks for keywords in the body of the email such as attached, attachment, e.t.c. and will warn you if there’s nothing attached.

So if you at any point in the email say " please see attached, issue is attached, screenshot attached e.t.c. " then you’ll be in the clear.

This made me think of something fuckin genius. Guillotines are so last century. We need to start turning the rich into human centipedes and giving them crazy names. Like Muzos or something.

Apparently this was a punishment for drunkards in parts of Europe and supposedly some parts of the US.

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkard's_cloak](Drunkards Cloak)

I’m at a loss for words at the quality of this meme.