Now this is security I can get behind! Err, in front of?

Hey! That’s my name too!

Sounds to me like you want an iPhone… There’s nothing wrong with that as long as you know what you’re getting into which it sounds like you do…

A project like GOS will never have that level of polish and it seems like that’s what you’re looking for…

While true for some games that require their online services. There’s nothing keeping you from downloading a game and backing up the install files on your own media to play later… A lot of games will run without steam open if you just run the executable…

Especially when you’ll need to move to be in the office, a trip for the interview includes an extra day or two to see if you’d enjoy living in the area where the office is. .

Nelson from the Simpsons?

It doesn’t seem right, but it’s the best I could come up with…

Touch is just fine, and assuming you have multitouch there are good options for gesture controls

Not to scare you away, but I have experience getting Linux to run on a Surface Laptop 2 and… It’s not exactly the easiest process…

For my machine it required a custom kernel to get the touchpad and keyboard working and it just always had one quirk or another.

Highly recommend Linux, but those surface devices need some specialized drivers…