So no banana

Are people more anxious or is it just more acceptable to talk about it??

Yeah happened to me too in the late 30s. This is the real midlife crisis, trying to come to terms with existential nihilism, it’s not buying a fucking red convertible…

Sweet, looks like I know 50% German

For Karl!

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn’t sit down comfortably… you’d have to lay down and pray you don’t roll away while you’re suspended inside by you neck and angles… but I guess looking good is never easy

This is some enigma date code shit… nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn’t making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

08.008.2028

It’s all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it’s the kids that aren’t with it.

40w Edison’s

You mean c*nsor

The real LPT are in the comments