Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

If antitrust laws aren’t enforced, is it really illegal?

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

Pretty much.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.

Hack the planet!

(Except those were roller blades because 90s)

Pair a full size Bluetooth keyboard to your phone

I want switches on the headliner so I feel like a pilot

Don’t know why the companies find it more profitable to buy houses people aren’t looking to actually move into, at least at the rent they are willing to accept. If I fully understood why, it might just piss me off more. Like maybe the houses work better as a loan basis than other assets, so even empty and unused they are valuable as some sort of financial trick.

That’s one thing, but housing has been a low-risk investment for a long, long time. If they bought the house OP posted in 2020 and sold it in 2024 they would have almost doubled their money even without renting it out.

Woe to the fediverse instance that experiences a Swiftie Tsunami

When movies were on cable they’d at least edit the movie to fit between ad breaks. Modern streaming services have no concern for the content, and will just drop an ad wherever.