Maybe the VC’s are dying soon and they wanted to do something useful with their exorbitant wealth before they die

I’ve heard that if we vote, all these problems will go away. But every time I vote, there’s never an option on the ballets for “Guillotines”

Perhaps it’s not a lot of skill needed, but a particular set of skills

I thought those were called ErectVotes

That’s fucked up. Why this legal?

I’d always thought there was a better use for the name Banggood than an electronic component store

What is surveillance pricing? Are they like using cookies to subtley raise the price on thing you’re searching for?

In before yadda yadda so glad linux yadda yadda

To Mend and Defend, eh?

Ligma Deez

hehe gottem

Why do they need to save the tracked period data to a server farm? Why can’t it just be saved on the phone, huh?

Good, I think you should pass an intelligence test to go online

“Passion” for getting taken advantage of

I’ve heard of Mench on a Bench but never Robotty on the Potty

Just like my wife

I miss Netbooks. Chromebooks suck, but most can be formatted and have linux installed

Jesus christ.

Best usage of French vocabulaire I’ve ever seen, and I’m from Canada

Sounds like a win in my book!

Whats a series scam?