JP will never get robot legs. What a douche.

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, muthafuckahs!!

His very touch in public repulses her, he just got his ass handed to him about the Stormy Daniels case where he banged her while his current wife just had his baby, and she refused to live with him in the white house. Get the popcorn boys, my heart is melting like butter too.

I’m actually very happy with the A24 releases especially ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ for creativity and unique story telling. The fact that they are killing it in awards and cult favorites gives me hope that maybe we can just say “fuck the big studios” and put talent into smaller budget companies and get good stuff out that people will take chances on.

I have 30 duck duck go tabs open rn. I keep trying to reduce them, but I feel like they’re important to keep up.

At least otters don’t sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I’ll take the otter over Drake any day!

I said in another discussion, I’m in no way a great Reddit personality, but I deleted all my stuff and it came back. I hope there’s some kind of personal data reckoning coming for Reddit, but even if there isn’t, fuck spez.

If these dumbasses have enough money to drop on a ticket aboard this sub to look at something you can see on a documentary, they should also have to foot the bill for the rescue mission. I’m sure all these rescue programs are tax funded that they dodge themselves. So, not only are they squirreling and eating up money we could all be using, but now we’re picking up the check.