That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Not even what the lawsuit is about… It’s the creature capture mechanisms that they feel infringed on.

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

‘free water dispenser at your house’

You still get a water bill my dude, cheap isn’t free… Also OP is upset at the loss of convenience, not access.

This. Those machines are nearly impossible to properly sanitize when you’re NOT underpaid and overworked…

Can’t imagine when they are

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

Probably safe up to 2016 as long as it’s not luxury brand

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

My country got rid of the penny 😔

I’m just sitting here wondering how tf they did this…

Did they put it in a bending brake?

It actually fixed a game breaking crash on Xbox so I’m not gonna complain.

I’m just happy to have the wasteland back

Is… is this supposed to be a meme?

A whole feckin year after it was supposed to drop…

Use your noodle

I have a few templates saved so I can just pump some text into it and save it.

Most of the time my stock image edit software on my phone is sufficient

Moth memes need to make a come back

• shareholders loved that *