Gary are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Gary?

That’s your answer to everything!

Same here. There’s probably other ways too, but personally I’d probably have gone with “and we’re okay with that” or “and that’s fine/okay with us”. Just flows more like naturally IMO.

BTW, in spite of the tongue in cheek way in which I said it, I meant no personal ill will towards you. Just the rule and its tyranny 😉

Yes, please!

Only thing that isn’t okay is to mangle your sentence to conform to the obsolete “never end a sentence with a preposition because some old fogey said so hundreds of years ago” rule 😛

It doesn’t have to be funny haha to be satire. Just like dramatic irony doesn’t have to be a knee slapper.

a 25 CD selection system

Right next to your 9 slot upright toaster.

I get that once in a while here in Denmark too, only replace USPS with PostNord, sometimes DHL or GLS

Two birds solution: make cute skirts out of estrogen

I know lol, I was kidding around 😁

Slightly ho-hum fact: I was being quite tongue in cheek throughout 😁

How the fuck are you spending 10 quid on spices

If it isn’t saffron and Italian white truffle, it doesn’t go on their toast.

Stops carving the Sunday roast

Fun fact: Britain didn’t invent roasting hunks of meat. Or Sundays. Or the combination thereof.

apple crumble

That’s not a real thing. That’s just something English people say to sound whimsical.

By this logic the Japanese don’t have curries and the Americans don’t have pizza, or any other food for that matter.

Correct. Only Neolithic cultures have their own foods.

Edit since it’s apparently not as obvious as I thought it would be: jk 😄

Yay, it’s “Taydgehae” from that great episode of Bad Hasbara! 😁❤️

(Yes, I know he’s in more than one, but I started from the beginning and I’m not caught up yet)

Last two flags are in the wrong order. Not just chronologically, but with regards to causation too: the Nazis were heavily influenced by American racists.

An argument could be made for the American traitor flag to be on both sides of the swastika, but that would be pretty messy…

A Stars & Stripes with 48 stars would probably be too subtle…

I usually use those, but it wasn’t an option because the package (containing 24 liters of cat litter. It was on special lol) was both too big and too heavy for those boxes…

Where are you finding all these awful priests? Are you secretly the pope?

And vampires

Even if it doesnt blocked ads and even youtubers own ads

You mean even if it didn’t? Because it definitely DOES and you’re absolutely right about the rest