The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.

“Doo the Dew!”

As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

I paid for an argument!

Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.

Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.

That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.

That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!

Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.

Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie’s Area is still online.

“I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?”