I grew up and learned that we were poor

Money talks

But it never tells you love is more important

That said, I’d probably be happier if I wasn’t living in a basement with a single window.

The other part of this decision is just that if we made it so that you can free-aim and shoot from the speeder then we’d also have to then make the speeder drive nicely when you’re not looking forward, which is actually a really hard thing

• Fredrik Thylander, lead gameplay designer

Is this guy for real?

accidentally

Right.

This is what would freak me out about work-from-home. If you can do your job from your living room, someone can probably also do it from China (and for a lot less money).

I like Cinnamon.

Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

I like to forget how magnets work and invent perpetual motion machines.

SLAM

Apparently the red dot didn’t cut it, either.

“They thought,” I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.

I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. “Njoey,” its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.

Choose a different career?

Does that mean that every application will need to be updated to work with Wayland?

“Amazing! This group of people crowd-funded a medical procedure!”

I measured once and cut twice.

The economy is in shambles, everybody needs a side hustle