https://xkcd.com/202/

I hated the file’s done. He sounded like such a goober on all of em, but that one was extra special annoying

We’re surrounded by assholes

The neville chamberlin of america

What most of the commenters are missing is that the assumption that one has to know how to gamble in order to have a retirement is a broken and stupid USA thing. Nobody should be forced to learn these things in order to not end up on the street. OP clearly has no idea what they are doing-- and so many comments point this out with varying degrees of rudeness, smugness, and shitty attitude-- but the point should be that we are feeding naive investors like these to the lions and that is morally wrong and collectively shortsighted. We all suffer as a society because people like this are being required to make investment decisions and doing that really poorly.

Lol put an engineer in charge! Hahaha what a ridiculous idea. Can’t have engineers in charge of businesses! Would never happen

Slammed!

Not just there https://youtube.com/watch?v=G3nhULRaKNg

Pixelfed?

Adobe should embrace my dick

https://geminiprotocol.net/

An old friend was one of the people who got laid off in January. Fuck MSFT.

Lol next story over is this https://infosec.pub/post/19174603

ML breaks this defense

Lol copyrights and patents are capitalism

If it hadnt exploded into peices,what would it havr exploded into instead?

I am old enough to remember when the CEO of Nortel Networks got crucified by Wall Street for saying in a press conference that the telecom/internet/carrier boom was a bubble, and the fundamentals weren’t there (who is going to pay for long distance anymore when calls are free over the internet? where are the carriers-- Nortel’s customers-- going to get their income from?). And 4 years later Nortel ceased to exist. Cisco crashed too, though had enough TCP/IP router biz and enterprise sales to keep them alive even until today.

This all reminds me of the late 1990s internet bubble rather than the more recent crypto bubble. We’ll all still be using ML models for all kinds of things more or less forever from now on, but it won’t be this idiotic hype cycle and overvaluation anymore after the crash.

Shit, crypto isn’t going anywhere either, it’s a permanent fixture now, Wall Street bought into it and you can buy crypto ETFs from your stockbroker. We just don’t have to listen to hype about it anymore.

Russians banned it, russian hackers trying to destroy it, at least it’s consistent

All of them, katie

Slams!