Where I’m from, Triple E is something spread by mosquitoes… something about it just attracts blood suckers I guess

Agreed on all points but there’s some nuance I feel you’re neglecting.

I never said Nintendo was blameless or beyond reproach (they suck in lots of ways) only that they do have physical carts that work out of the box. This is something that continues to benefit me. For example, I picked up Advance Wars reboot on the way to the airport and was able to pop in the cart and start playing at the gate. Credit where it’s due, you know? I harass everyone I know with a Switch to buy physical because that’s the only way we’ll continue to have this shred of ownership… at least that’s still on the table as a possibility compared to the other two.

If you count eShop shovelware, sure. Most Switch games worth owning are available on carts.

Yeah, cloud versions (which are stupid) require an internet connection… do they even sell the cloud version as a cart? If they do and it’s not advertised as such, that’s obviously a problem.

Nintendo Switch carts have actual content on them - they’re more than just fancy unlock keys.