There are dozens of us! Dozens!

The original image has something along the lines of “I hate this system” and the smug guy in the well is saying “Ah, and yet you participate in said system!” as a gotcha. I think the purpose in this one is just carrying over the smugness with which people post the XKCD when any new possible technological standard is proposed (whether or not it has any merits)

Isn’t a process happening gradually over years “slowly”?

Works on my machine

Assuming we ever find a way to get the plastic out of everything

I personally still find it a little confusing. Maybe something like “Tails updates to Linux Kernel 5.16.1 to fix critical vulnerability”

I think the term the space boys use is “oblong ellipsoid” if you’re feeling pedantic.

Unpaywalled article: At 12ft ladder

Yes, but it’s the only even one. Making him the odd man out

Ugh. All the cool stores don’t ship to canada