He is a dentist, obviously he needs to check the balls with his teeth. It’s a medical procedure.

May the 5th be with you!

Not true. My dog farts on me for more often then I fart on a horse. So for its about a billion to zero.

I would make people, on live TV make little mistakes. A sneeze here, a fart there! The background falls apart, take that the teleprompter!!!

Most men I have worked with would absolutely love to have a health loving lunch. You reach a certain age where you can actually appreciate something like this, and understand that your health is important.

Why do I keep getting woken up this way!!

Release the Kracken!!!

I would argue that the physical quality of life is obviously much better. But that the mental health of everyone is eroding. Propaganda, lies on both sides of the political spectrum, extremist influences (alex jones R, cody johnson L). People are slammed with stress and depression. With no relief. How much stress has money, politics, and work caused. I don’t have the answer, but I do think that addressing the mental health problem is step 1.

Side note: If you disagree with a someone and your first instinct is to belittle and insult them for having a difference of opinion, then you are the problem.

Just use aqua de gio or Jimmy choo

Thank you. You can have another 20%.

I think I’m this guy’s spirit animal.

Imagine if guys figured out that having g decent hygiene is like 70% of it. Women like a good smelling fellow. The other 50% is just being interesting and not all murdery.

Tvs with built in decibels limiter when?

You got it all over my epidermis!!!

And my dog!

That dollar could buy the family enough Ramen to avoid starving.

10pm being late. When I was young I would stay up until 2-3 am doing stuff.

I have adapted this policy. With a bunch of trying to understand why this person is acting a certain way.

A lot of good seamen was lost. How unfortunate anyway…

Blocked again!!! I’ll just have to take my shirt off, strap on my tool belt and get to work on that tight problem.