Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

You’ve forgotten the sauce and haven’t toasted the bread, 4/10

It would probably taste alright and is reasonably nutritious, but it’s not right.

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

I’ll believe it when they execute one

If they’re stealing it from people, I think I’d do something. But corporations aren’t people.

The bot compresses an article about how AI are good at compression… how deep does this go?

I don’t love that it calls them guys. Or that all women are at least a bit crazy. I don’t love that at all.

Any strategy can implode at any moment, except leaving Unity far behind you.

It’s called a bindle - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindle?wprov=sfla1

That page certainly implies it was used in the real world, but it’s far more common in media and there aren’t any citations to support it’s use.

“Game that rips off more successful games is concerned that the originals might be more successful than them”

Malk

But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?

Are the 300 deaths and 21800 fires not enough? People absolutely do burn themselves to death with space heaters. Source: https://www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/News-Releases/2002/CPSC-Offers-Tips-to-Prevent-Home-Fires-Caused-by-Space-Heaters-Devices-Associated-with-21800-Fires-and-300-Deaths-Annually

I thought Chuck Norris was supposed to be all powerful? Why would he be transphobic, that’s pretty insecure? He shouldn’t feel threatened by any identities.

But you are saying something - the subtext could be “and we can’t change it”. It’s a way of acknowledging the situation without wanting to waste further time on it.

… mini fleshlight pasta?

Yep, doubt there’s another Jeph Jacques drawing comics. Still going, a little more off the wall with the robots than before, but interesting stories and butt jokes.

It’s pretty close. And well deserved, the metacommentary is truly a visionary tour de force.

So only 18x as fast then, positively glacial!