What happened?

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

I have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Humiliating.

Everyone on here is stupid and wrong.

I’m bald.

tautological

But what if they’re wearing an expensive leather jacket

The sooner people stop typing like that, the better.

calorie-dense nutrient paste

flour and grease smear

ringtones baby

I see, that’s probably a good idea.

On the Autobahn?

Honestly, if you’ve got the time and the capability I would recommend reading at least Capital 1, it’s incredibly well written.

Be my guest, I much prefer Asian women.

Thanks for sharing.

whole-ass milk