I dunno why people gloat when someone dies of old age after a long life. That’s pretty much the best any of us can hope for.

If there were justice Kissinger would be dissolved in napalm.

Low barrier to entry if you’re not counting visibility. Yeah you can publish to the stores, but nobody will see it unless you are ordained by the gods at Apple and Google, or you buy eyeballs (and have the capital to do so.)

Dong is infinite

Gesundheit

massless bosons

Why do I feel like I’ve been insulted

You could go to another instance and remain federated with both of those and ani.social. Whether they defederate with ani.social or not doesn’t stop you from engaging with them.

A series of tubes

Well this is big news. I am glad I signed up for that option

Well… except not answering their survey questions

No, that’s ok.

Please only inform me if something big happens

Why the f would I want an unblockable front camera though, I hate that idea

Best pinata ever

Stella Artois

They could do a jump off like in basketball

Massively multiplayer

RTO is getting weird

How “too old” are we talking here

For real, there’s a difference between sampling and stealing the hook.

This is a reddit-ass level of sanctimony