Zevon? Or did I get whooshed?

Do you still snowboard? I’m mid 30s and it gets harder every year

This mfing hot dog comment

It tastes like how stink bugs smell

It’s vile and I’m not sure I hate any food more than cilantro, but I don’t taste soap

The most frustrating thing to me is when I’m with her in person she always has her phone, when I try to call she’s like [what the hell is this ringing thing]