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Amen! 🙏

Achievement unlocked! You opened the game!

My system: please! It’s been 4 months! I have 73000 updates pending, please do an update!

Me: mmm, maybe later

400? Seconds or years?

Firefox has built-in cookie-deletion when you close the browser/tab, it’s under settings/privacy i believe

I heard a guy saying that linux was trash, he had tried it once but it didn’t have drivers for anything and what did exist was difficult to install
So I asked him when it was that he tried it

I think he said something like 1998…

I’m starting to think this meme might not be 100% historically accurate 🤔

Aww,

Who do you need me to kill?

Fiwefwox UwU

For the love of god OP don’t start your Linux journey with Arch
Don’t get me wrong, i use it and love it, but don’t use it!

I use arch btw

No outrage, it’s just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

That’s why i declined a free photoshop license and some cad software license when i was a student, and instead went straight to learning Gimp and FreeCAD

Once you know one tool it’s hard to switch

But what I am aware of is that when this person was triggered by a mere stranger expressing an opinion, they instantly went on the attack with namecalling, […]

But what he did here to a passing commenter speaks for itself.

Says the person that immediately accused the person of not being a victim but actually being the abuser, just because he is a man and was (understandibly) angry when someone said men don’t deserve as much help, since there are fewer male abuse victims

I would say that saying “go eat a bag of dicks” is not even close to as serious an accusing someone of being an domestic abuser, especially to someone who has been on the receiving end no less

I’m not paying extra for a murder house if the bodies aren’t still there

Computers understand the content, but now how it’s represented, so they can’t solve it

Humans understand how it’s represented, but not the content, so they can’t solve it

Mathematicians understand how it’s represented and the content

It’s not to keep computers away, it’s to keep non-mathematicians away!

My father says the microwave can’t be used for this and that, but he also absolutely refuses to use anything except max power

I was cooking something at low power for like 10 minutes, he saw the micro was done but the food was still not done, so he set it to max for 5 minutes and it came out completely burned…

Five warning shots to the head

WinRaR is not in prison, so it’s free

That sounds an awful lot like sexual depravity, which makes god sad for some reason so i believe you’ll be cast into a fiery pit to have your skin melted off, regrown, then melted off again, for all eternity. And this will be just, a punishment that fits the crime

And while you’re in excruciating pain for all eternity just remember: god loves you ♥️

An adult that still believes in Santa might not lead to anything bad, but it leads to them indoctrinating their children to also believe in Santa into adulthood,

And if some dude can live on the north pole and travel to every home on earth in one night, then other equally ludicrous ideas might not sound so far fetched

And before you know it you’re wearing radioactive stickers to rebalance your chakras, sticking jade eggs up your ass to bring luck and you’re blowing up a shopping mall because your imaginary friend hates gay people