ivanafterall ☑️

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

I can’t believe this ended badly. Seems like you just can’t catch a break.

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out–because I did not use Wordpad…

They didn’t call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You’re gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it’s humanity I struggle with.

Can we shop around? New Zealand seems nice? I’d let Jacinda Ardern colonize me?

Seriously, Joe, go out with some fireworks.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

Maybe become a sovereign citizen? YMMV.

I thought sports was about wealthy, unscrupulous white men fighting each other over the right to have the most-talented black men go to work in their fields.

They’re looking for someone with a “strong work ethic” who is passionate about being a warehouse associate and really embraces the warehouse’s family-like culture.

I’m taking my hatred-curing pills back with me to feed to my past self so that I stop hating climate change so much.

I can loan Google the $5 if they need it.

Then I guess you guys have no use for this climate change reversal machine I made. I knew it was a shit idea. I’m so stupid. I’m scrapping it now.

What about 2 billion people living pretty-good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

Name me literally one way to use a calendar or map without a phone?

If you want maximum privacy, you gotta nix that partner and, really, the communication. Shit, I’ve already said too much.

Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

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