It’s a cat and mouse game, except the mouse has effectively infinite lives.

Nah, there’s so little shadowing because it’s a foggy overcast day. It’s basically a giant lightbox.

Get the fuck out of here with your logic! We’re not here to be right, we’re here to win!

FUCK raisins. The nasty little fucks can go decay in a corner alone for all I care.

YouTube is a business with a clearly-defined business model, precisely-tracked direct metrics, and automation up the wazoo. Not a government taking taxes and dealing with human elements for which there are very few direct metrics. They can pay creators based on watch hours or some other usage metric.