Pays 100$ for windows 11 pro expecting to not see targeted advertising.

“Play Candy Crush on the Windows App Store Now!” ad baked into the Lock Screen ffs why

Who’s bready for a divorce?

“Uh oh, now my family is toast!”

Kinda understandable for articles from sites that pester you to disable adblocker or pay for a subscription (WSJ/Wired/Guardian type news sites etc).

Bastet is a good one (in-terminal tetris game)

The most annoying thing with these updates is the way they don’t give you any kind of indication of what’s happening on your system during an update.

Have had cases where an application was ‘updating’ and looking in task manager/networking tab I can see no network traffic and no disk usage, seemingly hung up for 15 minutes or longer.