ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

Ah, the Asperger’s Zone

So privacy first first and privacy last second, interesting combo

That said, if you inherited xmas/winter decorations that has fake snow on it, I’d recommend you get rid of that in a safe way.

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I’m way ahead of you

Is that even a thing, being allergic to a color?

The inside counts! That salmon is so superficial, it’s making me sick smh

You mean !outoftheloop@lemmy.world

The top active posts shown to me.there is also the one relevant here: https://lemmy.world/post/3234957

Will Google really manage to make it impossible to root your phone?

Google has managed this years ago, but it’s optional. There was a fairly short timeframe when most phone makers enforced it, but now most allow power users to disable the security and root their phones. But usually they will disable some security-sensitive features like Samsung Knox. And many security-sensitive apps like banking apps will not let you run them anymore (if yours does, great for you, but that also means your bank’s security is shit, just FYI).

This. But I’m also impatient, so I’ll still be going to hashafashfas too, anyway.

Pretty sure a nail wouldn’t stick well to a street.

Use a dowel and a screw.

Australians? You mean upside down Americans?

The official work hours, sure. All the unpaid, unreported overtime they have to do, nope.

They say there are no stupid questions, but this cat just proved them wrong

Icethroaters

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American

Is it really grilling if there’s no clacking?

Scooping ice cream, eh? Gonna have sore muscles all over my body for a week

No idea, man, I’m European, I have no idea about ammo. I said 9mm because it’s literally the only one I “know”.