Sauron made the orcs. Saruman made the hyper-orcs apparently.

cough cishets

Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.

Don’t eat the rich 🥺😉

GPS is terrible and I hate being able to find places

“Yes, I thought of that. The laptops we currently have are cheaper options and every time they fail an employee loses a days worth of work but the company still pays them. In the end it turned out to be more expensive than if we had gone with something like the ThinkPads in my proposal.”

My 5 year old Xiaomi I got for €350 has about the same specs as an iPhone 16, except for the much better chip in the iPhone.

Can you get some of the native legislation in on this? Would be hilarious if pornhub was available on the reservation but not in the rest of Oklahoma.