Pro revisions are the time to go crazy with outrageous prices since they’re not needed to be able to play any of the games. But if they try that crap with a base model, it’s PC Master Race time for me.

You can get a disc drive for it, but it’s $80 extra.

Technically I’m the the first category, since personal computers have been around since before I was born and started going semi-mainstream before I was 15, but they didn’t really take off in popularity until I was in the second age category, so that one fits me the best.

It seems like a kind of horseshoe thing where Boomers are computer illiterate because they weren’t around when they were growing up, while Zoomers are computer illiterate because they grew up primarily interfacing with technology via the simplified, corporate-approved mobile phone platforms. Gen X and Milliennials came of age when computers were still more of a Wild West.

Video games and getting them to run on computers taught me most of what I know about them via “fiddling,” so this checks out for this Xer.

It’s possible, but even at that level of detail it would have been trivial to add a white dot and elongate the red triangle. I’m thinking they intended it to be Palestine.

No! They did it! They blew it up!

And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen?

And then the birds took over and ruined their society.

And then the cows. And then…I don’t know, is that a slug, maybe?

Noooo!

“Life, uh, finds a way.”

The “schmett” makes me think of the mess that’s left if you squish one.

EDIT: Curious about the etymology of the German word, and the “schmett” part means “cream,” which is similar to the “butter” part we use in English. The closest word an English speaker might recognize is probably the Yiddish “schmir.”

The closest pronunciation you can get in English is probably eek.

“So many IPs to kill. But you know what would be even better?”

“What?”

“Buying Hudson and killing off their IPs too!” evil laughter

Regarding that last panel, why would multiple people go through the trouble of carving lies about Ea-Nasir’s shitty copper? And even if they did, why would he keep them? No, his copper definitely sucked.

“Christianity again? After cowboys? You went all the way back around? Oh, god, why can’t I die? This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone!”

Just got a one-minute unskippable ad for the first time yesterday (no way to use adbockers on a PS5). I’d rather not watch at all.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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What a mess, no wonder humans are so fucked up.