They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

AI enhanced anything is pointless when everything seems intended to separate you from your money.

But if I call for slavers to get the blade, I’m somehow the bad guy.

Why bother with Google at all?

But they don’t want to. They’re only selling EVs of any sort to stay competitive and compliant with regulation. Toyota has all but said fuck EVs.

A system with the goal being best or even optimal for all involved would never be called capitalism, even if capitalism didn’t exist.

They could be owned by sewer rats. But that wouldn’t matter 'cause I don’t eat the mother fucker anyway.

With a lot of people using free email services, most have some report button. What this does is flag the specific email as potential spam that you specifically do not want to see. With enough people doing that, the probability of the email and subsequently the source domain being spam and spam generators goes up. High probability means the emails may end up in the spam folder without hitting your inbox.

There’s a bit of fine tuning email marketing can do to mitigate that, like not sending emails too frequently. But that’s not a passive thing they can do, which is why there are teams devoted to email marketing specifically at some companies.

The worst thing for a marketeer is to be dumped in spam. No one will ever see it or any future emails.

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

Elin back out because mommy said so.