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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • depends how the script is written…

    In the atrium of a former skyscraper in Manhattan, a shabby figure is banging on a microwave.

    The flesh is falling off his face. He is 130 years old.

    He had found a package of insta popcorn in the ruins. The ruins he orchestrated.

    The microwave is plugged in; he just verified that.

    He forgets power in the city has been gone since he was Mayor-Ceasar 40 years back.

    He is Rudy Giuliani, a titan among… among… fuck. He can’t remember.

    He swallows a gob of hair dye for sustenance.

    It takes him three days to climb a flight of stairs and find…




  • Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. “You need to call this guy”, etc. I had no idea wtf to do.

    That’s the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends “ironically” but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.

    Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit